You can cook your eggs and shower at the same time in this apartment. It’s rent stabilized in soho, two bedrooms. One bedroom with carpet floors filled with stains and shredded paper, the walls are made from fake plastic wood. The other bedroom has dark wooden floors with the same fake wooden walls, but there’s a large closet. In between the two is a hallway that leads to the kitchen, it has tile walls and tile floors. The kitchen is also the living room, it is also where you shower. Sorta funny, the bathroom is attached, nothing to write home about. There’s no way this apartment costs more than 800 dollars a month, while others in the same building are filled with young professionals who have the change to drop 4000 dollars for a mediocre place.