Sams Mystery Shop ⭐️

Welcome, Welcome! My name is Sam, but you can call me whatever you’d like, little imp ..!

I use He/Him, although I don’t really mind if you call me any other pronouns. Maybe not she/her, though.

Professor Crowley had requested that I make a blog for all the students and Housewardens just in case they ever needed anything! and also I just wanted to be apart of something….!

Thanks for reading!! And remember, my shop is always open and fully stocked..

　 　 ~　RULES

• NO NSFW even if RP, Mod is uncomfortable w/ that

• RP flirting is okay! Js keep in mind mod is taken and will delete any asks that aren’t aimed at sam

• Sam is 25 (source), keep that in mind with ships!

• Canon, OCS, self-inserts, etc; all welcome to RP! (And encouraged!)

• Mod understands and speaks both English and Japanese, both types of content will be here!

@thiago-veenia

Hellllooo, my lovely little nephew! It has, indeed, been awhile!

I’ve been pretty good! Busy being a shop owner, as per usual, but I’ve been venturing out of my little creature burrow and hanging out with some of the teachers recently. The students this year are also pretty kind, as well as the new prefect(s)!

So, I’d say lifes been pretty swell so far!

How have you been, Dear Thiago?

No idea! I just know that if it exists somewhere, then I own it and I sell it!

Though, the concept of things existing without people knowing about it is a weird concept… But I don’t question it!

Oh!! Why, hello there!

Where might you have come from? I’ve never seen you around before..

-@florianinwonderland

Why, of course we do!

Tons of our students had requested for some form of “Stress Relieving Toys”, so we bought quite alot for the store!

Though, it might be a little different from what you had in your world. I’ve heard of these things called “needohs”…..though I don’t really know what they are.

Just say the word and I’ll figure out a price!

Of course I am!

What makes you think I’m not?

OOC: This is random, but I have!! Another account!! If you want to see posts and reposts of my fashion style or just. Non sam stuff. I’m starting to post on @i-suggest-vkei

It isn’t my main account but I just like it lolol

[Ezekiel hands same a small bag, and inside was chocolates in the shape of ghouls and Sam's hat.]

Ezekiel: me and gilmore made them, we wanted to give it to you to say we appreciate you and everything you do for this school. But Gilmore is going nuts trying to figure out what to wear for his 'plotonic date'.

[Ezekiel said with quotation]

Ezekiel: so, here i am. Happy early valentine's day sam!

2 gifts in one day?!? Oh, wow! How kind of you all, thank you, thank you! Admittedly, I am trying to hold back my tears as I am currently working… But I really do appreciate it! Thank you!

Happy early valentines! I hope Gilmore can find something worthy to wear for the platonic date, haha!

*hands Sam a paper with the full list of items needed*

Feel free to ummm.. put it all on the headmage's tab

@hello-from-nrc-infirmary

Put it on headmages tab..? Alrighty! But if I get in trouble for it, you better be there to back me up, haha.

Iiii gotchu! All of this is in stock! It will be shipped to the infirmary in a jiffy! Hopefully there aren’t any students who need Dawnweed right now..

Sincerely, Bug Eating Girl!

Mmm indeed I do! I have chocolate bugs, crunchy bugs… even dear old larva!

Just say the word and I’ll give you a price.

The prefect hands him a ribboned pouch full of chocolate truffles with little gold flakes on them.

" There should be enough in there for your friends on the other side as well. "

@ramshackledprefect

Ohhhh, how sweet of you! Thank you prefect! I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a sweet treats for valentines before.. or anything, really…

So thank you, prefect! I really appreciate it!

No, you don’t see tears in my eyes. You’re just imagining it…

From, @iamhades-cabin13, a child of the underworld

Why, yes you may! I have tons to choose from, but I’m assuming you want the most heat-keeping one, correct?

This one’s on the house, since I know how little Ramshackle earns. It’s real cold over there, so make sure to bundle up!

I’ve been doing spppppleeeenddiiiiddddd! Much less tired recently. Wasn’t posting as often due to some… tiring nights at my shop. Tons and tons of requests from students recently, with valentines just around the corner!

Hmmm, platonic, platonic, platonic.. I have some bug candies and flowers, although I wouldn’t know what Zephyr likes! You just name a flower, and I will have it in the blink of an eye!

We’ve been getting tons of valentines orders for romantic, platonic, even familiar dorm-mates! So I have a lot of things in stock.

I gotchu! That will be abouttt.. 120 gems, and It’ll be shipped out to your dorms immediately!

..What is MiziSua? Who is that exactly..?

<Their hair is smoking>

💥- anon

………….Do we need to put a pause on your magic for a little while? This seems to happen. A lot. I am concerned about that.

But I do, indeed! About 70 gems, if that’s how much you’d be willing to pay!

Welcome to being a parent

How do I know when I’m supposed to feed it??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN IT NEEDS THINGS?!?!?????

Nooooooo thank you! Parenting is not for me! I will stay in my humble shop and never deal with a child, much less one on a .. little screen!

Maybe Malleus would enjoy it.