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My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.

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“Digital wisdom is made of recycled electrons that are meaningful until you pull the plug.”

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“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“You can’t handle the me!”

“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”

“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”

“Yay, enemies for life!”

“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”

“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”

“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”

“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”

“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”

“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”

“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”

“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”

“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”

“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”

“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”

“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”

“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”

“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”

“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”

“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”

“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”

“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”

“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”

“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”

“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”

“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”

“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”

“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”

“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”

“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”

“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”

“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”

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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜

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“don’t be a bitter bitch be a better bitch” haha that’s where you’re mistaken fool I can multitask and will excel at both

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Get to know the people in my muse’s life.

Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you about…

🌟 …someone my muse trusts. 💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart. 💕 …someone my muse loves. 😒 …someone my muse hates. 🔥…someone my muse would die for. 💀 …someone my muse would kill for. 👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. 💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. 🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. 👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. 💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires. 👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore. 😉 …someone my muse has had sex with. 💋 …someone my muse used to date. 😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh. 👪 …someone in my muse’s family. 👑 …someone my muse is jealous of. 👊 …someone who hates my muse. 👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget. 🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet. 👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.

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“What do you want?“

"Are you recording this?"

"Thanks for meeting with me."

"I like it when you say that."

"I do and I did and it was weird."

"And then I went looking for stuff they didn’t want me to find."

"Uh, it sounds like you found something."

"That—that doesn’t make any sense."

"You can definitely say that."

"Where would you like me to start?"

"I kinda knew you were gonna say that."

"Can you tell me what you found?"

"Okay. I’m sorry. I forget who I’m talking to sometimes."

"Do you? I doubt that."

"What if there is somebody out to get you but you have no idea who that somebody is?”

“Where are we going?"

"They knew we were there."

"But if it was never mentioned, how do you know about it?"

"You really don’t think all of this is highly suspect?"

"They were serious, though. It was almost impressive."

"Are you sure everything’s okay?"

"Fucked if I know. It’s not my department."

"I don’t like this kind of thing."

"You’re going to have to trust me."

"Tomorrow, things are going to change."

"You’ll have to leave."

"I’m not going anywhere."

"But I don’t think you’re gonna like it."

"Well, that’s where it gets weird."

"You can do that?"

"You have to ask?"

"No. I told you—you wouldn’t get it."

"You know, still trying to make sense of this—whatever this thing is."

"So what do you need? What, uh, what can I do to help?"

"I mean, I could make you believe that I did that, but I couldn’t make somebody like me believe it."

"Why would you say that?"

"There was just something off about the whole thing. It just felt bad—wrong."

"But this is way deeper than that. This is really strange."

"You need to stop."

"You’re fucking everything up."

"You have no idea what you’re doing."

"They’re watching you."

"I’m warning you for our sake as well as yours.”

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Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.

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I am so glad i fell in love with you. You make me happy. You make it easier to breathe. You make my thoughts feel light and my steps come easy. With you, everything is okay.

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