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jay: i’ve found that the path to inner peace begins with three words

[ lee know and han cuddling on the sofa, han’s head on his chest ]

renjun : how did you do that without turning around?

seungmin : you’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

I.N : you’re getting 30 grand? i’m getting $1,000!

jeno : jaemin made him take one of those ‘which nct member are you?’ quizzes

doyoung : and...?

jake : i don’t know, pass me that phone and we’ll find out

jake : [ starts playing party in the usa ]

jay : WHO THE FUCK IS BLASTING PARTY IN THE USA AT TWO IN THE MORNING

ricky : oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

gyuvin : i’m leaving, and I’M TAKING YUJIN WITH ME

renjun : that depends, how much money is in your wallet?

haechan : renjun!

doyoung : 5000 won

renjun : i’ll take the money.

jaemin : just my love for you!

soobin : i don't know, how are you?

yeonjun, flustered : i-

minho : you are a fucking menace to society

haechan, clinging onto renjun :

hongjoong : what are they yelling about?

yeosang : who ate the last piece of fried chicken

hongjoong : and who was it?

haechan : i think you mean 'give me strength'.