ceteris paribus

Sometimes you’ll have a bad day. And then it becomes a terrible day. And then you realize you can’t go fishing to decompress because it smells like bonfire outside. And then you try to clean your room instead. And then you get frustrated because you keep dropping stuff. And then your nincompoop of a brother will start projecting his insecurities onto you. And then he asks stupid you bullshit.

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

Hey guys did yk there’s other languages other than English???? Did you also know that not being able to speak English doesn’t make you “clueless” or “innocent” of the world around you??????

Prime example of this bullshit is people thinking kpop idols are cute for not having proficient English and being like “awwwww!!! He said hamburger!!!!!” That is a grown man with a dick and balls 💀