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anybody else love getting up in the morning and drinking a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach and then spending the rest of the day shivering and blinking too much and feeling like something’s on its way to murder you

a magpie just flew past holding two entire french fries in its beak…i’m overjoyed for him…congratulations dude…!!

you ever see something so cute it makes you feel homicidal…if my cat keeps sticking his little perfect fuzzy leg out of his bed i’m gonna gnaw on it

you ever put on a song whose vibes seize you so suddenly and violently that when it’s over you feel like you were briefly possessed

We are all eternal in our own ways, and you just haven't found yours yet. Remember godhood is attainable, they're just hiding it from you. Goodnight fellow moths.

*picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm* girls’ night

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

i don’t fucking believe this. i don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now

the only person that understands me is richard siken