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why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

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i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That's how cooking works

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

Vibe check

simply not a force to be fucked with

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*