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Trying to figure out what thing in my house would be most appealing to a medieval peasant. I’ve decided that it might just be my dad’s KitchenAid mixer.

"!!" is its own word to me

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

everyone needs to have an oc that would've hit hard when they were like 13. im talking tortured in a lab, elfen lied type shit. its good for the soul

well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque

i want a mysterious source of income

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe