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Really hate to say this but reading Naruto did irreparable damage to some of y’all’s social and mental development

that was his jutsu

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son

i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya

me as a therapist: I see what you’re saying. *starts writing something down for you* here, there’s an episode of Naruto that I think would be relevant and extremely healing for you,

some of y'all….really watch naruto

Everyone says kakashi your so lazy, kakashi all you do is read porn, kakashi your a piece of shit, how did you have such a successful career? I just kept doing cocaine and stuff kept happening to me.

*wakes up in a cold sweat* Madara Uchiha was so insanely powerful that Kishimoto had to pull an entire plot point out of his ass to have any chance at defeating the villain he himself had created

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Kakashi snorts his antidepressants. He spills pollo loco cilantro sauce on himself. He jacks off all day because he’s bored and doesn’t wash his hands after . He’s in the bathroom of the hospital trying to smoke pot after being in a coma for two weeks