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Bought some books yesterday to at least start with the endlessly long list of things I want to read:
A Tale of two Cities (edition printed in 1958), Great Expectations (printed in 1993), a collection of poems of Emily Dickinson (printed in 1982), "An Anthology of English Verse" by John Drinkwater from 1928, and The Poetical Works of Lord Byron (printed in 1928)
Bought even more books today...
The Voyage of Argo – Apollonius of Rhodes, translation edited by E. V. Rieu
"The Heroes" by Charles Kingsley, written sometime in the middle of the 19th century
Aristotle's "On the Art of Poetry", translation by Ingram Bywater
Virgil's Aeneid, Books I-VI in the original latin –Edited and with notes by T.E. Page, 1967 (I'm probably never going to read this one... my Latin is not nearly good enough)
Complete Works of Tacitus– Translation by A. J. Church and W.J. Brodribb, edited by Moses Hadas, printed in 1942
Shakespeare, The Complete Works Volume I-IV, Heron Books, London
Shakespeare, The Tempest (no idea why I bought this, considering the former)
F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby" – printed in 1993
Charles Dickens' "Oliver Twist", Windsor classic library, likely from the 1930s
"Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Brontë, printed in 1848 and arguably one of the most precious books I bought
Charles Dickens' "Barnaby Rudge", Collins Clear-type Library of Classics, likely from the early 1930s, maybe 10 years older
Yet another printing of "A Tale of Two Cities", likely from 1906-1913
"The Old Curiosity Shop" by Charles Dickens, printed in 1995
"Selected poems of S. T. Coleridge", likely printed in 1979
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Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”
There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”
There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.
okay look i know this isn't relevant to this post past the second paragraph but. here's the thing. the facts of the case are as follows:
1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019
2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later
3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass
4) this happens. all the time
more importantly:
5) my current partner is on tumblr
6) they love to incessantly send me posts
WHICH MEANS:
7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:
8) they really, really are ganging up on me with her. god help us if there's an afterlife and those two ever actually meet. "eternal rest" my ass, i will never know peace again
if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

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Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Bought some books yesterday to at least start with the endlessly long list of things I want to read:
A Tale of two Cities (edition printed in 1958), Great Expectations (printed in 1993), a collection of poems of Emily Dickinson (printed in 1982), "An Anthology of English Verse" by John Drinkwater from 1928, and The Poetical Works of Lord Byron (printed in 1928)
"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832
victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831
Thoughts On Angels (Part 2(ish))
So I did all sorts of fun formatting for this one, but tumblr absolutely cooked it. So I've got screenshots from the original doc instead for y'all:
Please ignore the kinda scuffed nature of these screenshots, I am a menace and cannot be stopped. Also if you like this poem, some of it was heavily inspired by The Narcissist's Cookbook song Apple (@narcissistcookbook).
9 Famous Faces On The Struggles and Beauty of Being Afro-Latino
Afro-Latinos face many challenges when it comes identity, particularly when people refuse to believe that being Black AND Latino aren’t mutually exclusive experiences.
The Latino identity denotes an ethnicity, which means that Latinos exist in every color and race imaginable – and explaining the difference between race and ethnicity can be quite a cumbersome task to take on on a daily basis. And yet, many Afro-Latinos are often forced to do so after being told they’re not “Latino enough” or being asked to choose between being Black and Latino.
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Afro-latin@s struggle with being ignored by the media because for some reason people don’t believe you can be both Latino and Black. This is why there’s so much controversy when it comes to race and ethnicity. People try to paint Latin@s as this light brown or even white skinned when there are many dark skinned Latin@s. They are in all parts of South America, Central America, the Caribbean, & in North America (Mexico). Unfortunately, these folks aren’t represented in the media much and we have portrayed Latin@s in a certain way that has shaped the thoughts of others when they hear that word.
^ Say that. There’s the blatant erasure by the media, as well as the fellow Latinxs who shun blackness. Then there’s the serious lack of knowledge by people who still don’t understand the clear difference between race and ethnicity, and assume Black means “African American” (which it does not), so as a result they question your identity. Race does not denote one’s ethnicity/ethnicities. Latinxs do not have a specific look or skin color. There are sooooooo many brown skin Latinxs out here.
Black and Cuban at the same damn time.
Black and Puerto Rican at the same damn time.
Black and Colombian at the same damn time.
Black and Dominican at the same damn time.
Black and Mexican at the same damn time.
Black and Honduran at the same damn time.
Black and Ecuadorian at the same damn time.
Black and Nicaraguan at the same damn time.
Black and Panamanian at the same damn time.
Black and Peruvian at the same damn time.
Black and Uruguayan at the same damn time.
Black and Venezuelan at the same damn time.
There’s way more to be listed, but I think y’all get it now…hopefully.
There’s way more to be
listed, but I think y’all get
it now…hopefully.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
We really need to stop thinking in these categories

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I need to know does anyone else love haiku bot the way I do
or even know what it is bc it’s cool
It shows me a lot of cool posts I otherwise wouldn’t have seen just bc of a cute little grammar quirk in a caption!
haiku bot oh how I adore you
I need to know does
anyone else love haiku
bot the way I do
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's the middle of the night and I am, again, just thinking about how sad it makes me that modern rhymed poetry is kind of considered "silly" or "unserious" and therefore not treated as equal to modern-style more abstract poetry nowadays. Strict rhymed verse once was the pinnacle of poetry (and those old poems are still considered to be legendary and great), and while I do like the fact that other forms of poetry have come to be accepted by society, it just makes me really sad and almost angry that, when poets like me write rhymed poetry today, it is seen as "playful", even when it is about the most serious topics.
Also, I feel like I should add that in my native language (German) we have the same sad trend as in English, but it is to this day at least a little more accepted and common to write serious rhymed poems, and they are not immediately dismissed as unserious, unprofessional or amateurish
It's the middle of the night and I am, again, just thinking about how sad it makes me that modern rhymed poetry is kind of considered "silly" or "unserious" and therefore not treated as equal to modern-style more abstract poetry nowadays. Strict rhymed verse once was the pinnacle of poetry (and those old poems are still considered to be legendary and great), and while I do like the fact that other forms of poetry have come to be accepted by society, it just makes me really sad and almost angry that, when poets like me write rhymed poetry today, it is seen as "playful", even when it is about the most serious topics.
Also, I feel like I should add that in my native language (German) we have the same sad trend as in English, but it is to this day at least a little more accepted and common to write serious rhymed poems, and they are not immediately dismissed as unserious, unprofessional or amateurish
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible
happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate
A CENTURY AGO
Supermoon. Temple of Poseidon, near Athens, Greece. July 3, 2023, by Alkis Konstantinidis
These two songs describe these pics perfectly

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !
I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
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"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"
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“I love this website
I love it when people tell
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
maybe usa politics would be less corrupt if we took the alec lightwood route and elected a 23 year old gay man with a 400 year old eccentric wizard husband and two adopted children ( one is blue mini wizard and one is a war orphan )
Yes please