✮ HIGH-RISK ﹠ HIGH-REWARD.ᐟ

i am once again saying baby daddy hunter is very real to me

it’s hot girl summer 💅

r/totallybelievable

‘  don’t invite any jackasses.  ’ ‘  ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect.  ’ ‘  my pants ripped. this is literally all i had.  ’ ‘  these are my back-up back-ups!  ’ ‘  seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here.  ’ ‘  how about i relax your face?  ’ ‘  i did not think that through.  ’ ‘  any excuse for a fight, right?  ’ ‘  i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them.  ’ ‘  no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you.  ’ ‘  never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants.  ’ ‘  seriously?! you wanna go down that road?!  ’ ‘  i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick.  ’ ‘  that skirt is ridiculous.  ’ ‘  i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump.  ’ ‘  did she say anything about me?  ’ ‘  did you tell her about my cute dimples?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe you actually gave him your number.  ’ ‘  i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t.  ’ ‘  my heart is beating so fast.  ’ ‘  you can be so sweet when you want to be.  ’ ‘  is my butt too big?  ’ ‘  you’re way too good for him.  ’ ‘  i heard he’s got three nipples.  ’ ‘  are you kidding me? i live for this shit.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you.  ’ ‘  he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight.  ’ ‘  he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now.  ’ ‘  no boobs are worth a broken nose.  ’ ‘  my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking!  ’ ‘  you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.  ’ ‘  if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe.  ’ ‘  it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me?  ’ ‘  your days of controlling my life are over!  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls!  ’ ‘  okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here.  ’ ‘  no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party!  ’ ‘  better get used to disappointment!  ’ ‘  sorry i ruined your make-out sesh.  ’ ‘  she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway.  ’ ‘  oh my god, that was savage!  ’ ‘  you’ll love this! it tastes like pink!  ’ ‘  between us, he basically does whatever i tell him.  ’ ‘  are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess?  ’ ‘  you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping.  ’ ‘  i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off.  ’ ‘  oh, and you threw up on your dress.  ’ ‘  i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear.  ’ ‘  i said stop wiggling!  ’ ‘  aren’t you forgetting something?  ’ ‘  just get out, dork.  ’ ‘  never let me drink again.  ’ ‘  put your shirt on and get out.  ’ ‘  i told you to stop telling me what to do.  ’ ‘  i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate.  ’ ‘  wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help?  ’ ‘  it is what it is.  ’ ‘  i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you.  ’ ‘  everyone just saw that, didn’t they?  ’ ‘  oh my god, kill em now.  ’ ‘  oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss.  ’ ‘  was it? was it just a kiss?  ’ ‘  if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.  ’ ‘  i cannot just be another one of your conquests.  ’ ‘  is that what you think of me?  ’ ‘  you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy.  ’ ‘  it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what any of this means.  ’ ‘  did that clear anything up?  ’ ‘  i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit!  ’ ‘  and you are taking me home. now!  ’ ‘  you know, i meant what i said.  ’ ‘  i’m crazy about you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy.  ’ ‘  you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything.  ’ ‘  oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship.  ’ ‘  i was watching porn.  ’ ‘  we’re all fucked up in one way or another.  ’ ‘  you think i can change?  ’ ‘  i don’t think there’s much you can’t do.  ’ ‘  is there something going on between you two?  ’ ‘  you were never meant to find out this way.  ’ ‘  you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together?  ’ ‘  so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me.  ’ ‘  this is bullshit.  ’ ‘  you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch.  ’ ‘  please don’t leave like this.  ’ ‘  the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too.  ’ ‘  you cannot pin this all on me.  ’ ‘  just leave me alone.  ’ ‘  no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream.  ’ ‘  i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault.  ’ ‘  i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you.  ’ ‘  because i love you.  ’ ‘  i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you.  ’ ‘  nobody wants us to be together.  ’ ‘  what do you want?  ’ ‘  i love you and i always, always want to be close to you.  ’ ‘  being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love.  ’ ‘  i’m saying that i love you and i want you.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before.  ’ ‘  i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart.  ’ ‘  if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life.  ’ ‘  i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went.  ’ ‘  thanks for staying a little longer.  ’ ‘  i want to know what it was that you had to tell me.  ’ ‘  i’m saying i love you.  ’ ‘  that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me.  ’ ‘  you wear superman boxers?  ’ ‘  look! you’re blushing. how cute!  ’ ‘  i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me?  ’ ‘  sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes.  ’ ‘  i think she might even let me play with her boobies later.  ’ ‘  you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness?  ’ ‘  boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies.  ’

vic hazards a glance in his direction, makes sure to pour every ounce of unamused in her body into that split-second glance. "how you gonna bitch about not being able to play san andreas when you wanna and then pull this shit? if i don't get some of those fries," a reasonable amount of them goes without saying, "then you don't get to play your game."

❛❛ ow— hey ! ❜❜ he's still chewing amidst the string of smacks that land on his left shoulder, but a laugh curled around his exaggerated yelp of pain. ( the hand still elbow deep into the bag twitches with the urge to retaliate, ) but he intended on getting back to her place with their lives and this car still in one piece. so it instead peels out with another handful of fries. ❛❛ i thought you said you weren't that hungry. ❜❜ his tone is far more teasing than the agitation in hers —— and the grin on his lips only made him more annoying. he shoved his fry filled fingers toward her face. ❛❛ shut up, you're not you when you're hungry. we're eating burgers and playing san andreas. that was the deal. ❜❜

she reaches out, drags him in to settle between her thighs, grinds against him. "take it out on me—"

his nose bumps against hers as he briefly hovers and lingers and places a kiss against her lips. it's a glimpse of sweet, normal... with all other things considered. ❛❛ yeah? you gonna be good an' keep that mouth shut? ❜❜

Landman (2024) s01e08: “I'm stuck… It's my right arm. I can't...”

[ 3 AM ] for our muses to slip out after the party & grab food