KILLJOYS NEVER DIE.

“ this is the rolls royce of poultry. ” “ isn’t that the plot of lord of the rings ? ” “ someone’s been here, and it wasn’t us. ” “ pain, suffering, and hell is the theme for today. ” “ how do you sell bomb shelters ? ” “ i’m going to throw up but in a sexy way. ” “ i didn’t know he was into fracking. ” “ i’ve sustained a few injuries. ” “ there’s been an error in my judgement. ” “ how did you even find a baby that fast ? ” “ i don’t have time for a hospital, i’m getting something to eat. ” “ this is like being in a store in my dreams. ” “ you guys can’t do that, but we can. ” “ which side are you on   :   pirates’ or america’s ? ” “ i want my sandwich in the shape of the eiffel tower. ” *loud crash* “ do you know if we get workman’s comp. ” “that means ‘ philadelphia ’ in french. ” “ this leadership gig is hard. ” “ it’s seven in the morning, of course i’m pissed off. ” “ i’m not buying a car from you. ” “ i think driving is stupid. ” “ carpool like a real man. ” “ undercooked but still sexy. ” “ these bones are so old. they’re creaking. ” “ i see today is national ‘ no common sense ’ day. ” “ i don’t care if the bruins are playing ! ” “ all this for some waffles ? ” “ i’m not a homewrecker, i’m just … shaking the apartment up a little. ”

saya  kuroki  from  deadly  class,  both  comic  and  show  based.  studied  by  mars.

“if i died for 15 seconds every day, i’d totally be cool with that.” “rose quartz seems pretty lickable.” “i’ve been called every name in the book.” “a man called me a stupid bitch in russian today, so i guess that’s a win.” “if you say a normal word with enough passion, it could be a slur.” “you know, the bird? bird is the word? you know?” “word of the day: bird!” “he was a biker and a musician, so yeah, the worst.” ;“hockey is so good it hurts.” “that guy’s suit cost more than my college tuition and he had the audacity to give me a lecture on how money can’t buy happiness.” “i want long, sexy hair like yours.” “slow down, muchacho, buy me dinner first!” “let me take my mask off and read that again.” “oh my god! hey, asshole!” “i’m giving you a compliment.” “you’ve got pretty hair…” “what are you doing? you know i can see you right?” “this truck is so stupid big.” “nice common sense you got there.” “i love when people make my job easier by doing everything possible to make me miserable.” “i like that one song by the black eyed peas.” “can someone pick me up? i have to pee.” 

    AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES,                    ALL THE LIGHTS IN THE WORLD GO OUT.

Adrian Öjvindsson as Ludvig Johansson in Eagles 3.04 - “ Date night ”