"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
pikmin witches!! 🌿🌼
'Alice in Wonderland' by Mary Blair, 1951

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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo
"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."
three. liters.
i support women's wrongs
i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces
"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it
this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old
Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this
A butternut woollyworm ♡
violence
This is happening every day

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Carmilla wasn't a vampire, lesbians can just do that after a chicken sandwich and a red bull
heres the recipe for that chicken that will have you moving like Carmilla
You'll need: boneless skinless chicken thighs, buttermilk, creole seasoning, your favorite garlic powder, MSG, paprika and/or chipotle seasoning, black pepper, two ziplock bags, flour, panko bread crumbs, and oil. If you want it to stay extra crispy longer, get wheat dextrin (theres a brand called EverCrisp you can buy online) and mix it in during the breading.
Take the chicken thighs and butterfly them (most grocery bought ones are pre-cut so you can seperate them). Cut several 1-inch slits into the chicken front and back. Generously season both sides with the dry seasoning and pat them gently until both sides are covered. I used a tablespoon of each, mixed it in a bowl, and it covered 8 pieces, front and back.
Place the chicken thighs in the ziplock bags and with either your hand or a rolling pin or whatever you got, flatten the chicken until the ziplock bag is almost paper thin in width. They should be flat enough for just a bit of light to pass through. Add 1 ½ cups of buttermilk into each of the bags being careful not to overflow out of the opening. Close em up and let sit in the fridge for at least two hours.
Mix 1 cup flour, 2 teaspoons of each dry seasoning, 1 cup of panko bread crumbs, and an extra teaspoon of black pepper into a bowl (or another Ziploc,) and drop your marinated chicken, buttermilk soaked and all, into the mixture and fully coat the pieces in breading
Put your oil in a pan and heat it to medium high. For the amount I never measure that well I typically just use enough to reach my first pinky knuckle and because of how thin the chicken gets thats usually enough to submerge. Once the oil is heated, start dunking the pieces in. Put them into the oil and cook 5 min on each side
Let the pieces rest for 2 minutes. Enjoy on its own, on a sandwich, on rice, they're cutlets, go crazy.
Now two things to note:
One, a few of the seasonings are redundant (creole seasoning usually has garlic powder in it already) because I like to get extra flavor in at every step. A salt free creole seasoning blend can help cut the saltiness down
Two, your milage may vary on your personal ability to phase through walls after this BUT if you make this for a woman you like you might get to suck on her
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I drew Volac again.
my first artfight attack of 2026! this is sosaloccu’s character banana. she is so so cute so of course i had to draw her 🥰
A necromancer and a gardener Her name’s Leandra and her expression’s usually tired
I NEED TO KNOW does she able to resurrect dead plants of inattentive plant-parents??
It’s how she keeps her garden together!

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Solenne, one of Leandra's older cousins ☠️
While she's living her unlife to its fullest, she hopes she can get Leandra to let loose as well, since she's the only necromancer who doesn't smile.
ABSOLVE THE KINDRED FORGIVE MYN BAIRNS