driving is fucked up who invented this shit. sit in the metal death box and go one million miles an hour down this road. dont hit the other metal death boxes also going a million m/h or youll die. they all have free will as well btw.

you're telling me this j pegs

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

sitting in her room and getting bored all day is the bravest thing a girl can do on a sunday

and on the 7th day God sat in His room getting bored

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

being cosmically “insignificant” doesnt even matter like its not important……… like literally lets enjoy a strawberry