Hello

taurus scorpio and aries

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

if im marrying u n we’re not from the same country u best teach me ur language aint having ur aunties calling me ugly with no translation

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

I love when attractive people are nice like thanks for not letting your looks go to your head you’re even more attractive now

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

When you start rubbing your eye and you hit the Gspot