Arthur.

work … besides invading other people’s dream world, you mean? /raise eyebrow.) haven’t you tried my cooking? /rubs chin.) i tried a bit in mombasa. i’m afraid i’m like you. i prefer going out. /small smile.) you’re in denial about a lot of things, aren’t you?

i don't want to be named after a dog.

.. in other words, a team. well, that’s no good, arthur ~ why don’t you make anything? i suppose now that i’m back, i can make dinner for the both of us. ecetera .. /looks into the fridge again, smh, forget if eames is good at cooking or not LOL. BURN/POISON ALL THE FOOD.) like i said, hide it well. if you haven’t re-named him, his name is still arthur. /pats on knees.) come here, arthur! :3

that's not his name.

Ah, well hello there Arthur. Good to see you again. Hope I haven’t cause too much trouble with you and Eames. I do tend to encourage him a bit too much. Sorry about that.

your people? you’ve found a new team? /walks around arthur to scavenge through his kitchen for food.) fine. i’ve always enjoyed you picking out my clothes. /rolls eyes; bends down to search fridge.) later, if it’s still in your pocket. /holds wallet up HAHA GOT IT AGAIN WHILE WALKING AROUND :3) you re-named him?

not a new team, per se. just a few people here and there that i like to work with more than once. /sighs. there's nothing in there. i mainly go out to eat. /doesn't admit he can't cook. /yanks wallet back. stop that. and no, but his name isn't arthur.

……………… /looks down at shirt.) would you prefer my shirt off, because this is the only thing i have right now. I: that’s exactly the sort of thing that’ll make you lose your wallet again. /sees arthur the dog; kneels down on one leg; picks him up.) good boy! have you missed me? :3 at least you’re a right sight better than the other arthur. /glances up; smiles.)

keep it on. if you're going to be working with my people then you're going to get a new wardrobe that i pick out. my wallet is fine. i'll hide it from you later. /rolls eyes. his name isn't arthur.

*sigh* But I guess intention is what counts. Thank you Eames.

right now? … i haven’t done laundry in a while but i’m sure these clothes are clean. what’s wrong with my shirt? /STRIPED AND OFF-COLOURED, THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG, AND HIS TIE IS HORIZONTALLY STRIPED WAT.) only when i’m around, then? keep it in a safer place. /hands it to him.) the couch is fine. ;)

it looks like you ran it though the washer with a pack of crayola crayons until it formed the most vomit-inducing pattern of colors i have ever seen in my entire life. /grabs wallet and shoves into his back pocket. 

/brings hand to mouth, breaths, sniffs.) i don’t smell anything. not at the moment. i’m completely sober, darling; trust me. /chuckles.) oh yes. you should keep your wallet in a safer place, or in a different place. you’ve always been so boring and predictable - keeping your wallet in the same spot every time. /holds wallet out of reach.) how about the bed?

i could smell you from a mile away. maybe it's just your awful clothes that reek. you could have at least updated your fashion choices a little. i don't exactly expect my wallet to be stolen every single time. /deep breath so he won't smack him. don't push it. 

she speaks the truth, you know. i think you’d do well to listen to her. i’ll enjoy myself. can’t say the same for arthur. /smiles cheekily at him.)

WHAT YOU UNFOLLOWED ME?

just yesterday. you weren’t paying attention. caught you at a local bookstore but i didn’t stick around to see what you wanted. did you get what you want? arthur, arthur, it’s still impolite to keep a guest outside. /smh.)

i could have sworn i smelled your whiskey breath. i didn't end up buying anything. /glares. some one seemed to have taken my wallet when i went to checkout. how about you give me my wallet and i'll let you sleep on the couch?

i’ve always thought it would be the polite thing to ask, as you are always going on about it ~. it doesn’t matter, though. /lifts keys, dangles them in front, smirks.) got them right — you put the dog outside? arthur. I:

/rolls his eyes. so how long were you stalking me to get a hold of those? it has a house. and it's perfectly warm. it's not like it's raining or snowing. 

-arthurthepointman, that moment when it was supposed to be ooc but i was a jerk and took it ic.  (via eamestheforger-) THE MOMENT WHEN CHERE IS A JERK

i just trained it the way any good temporary-owner would do... a key to my apartment, really? your skills as a thief must have suffered. besides, you can sleep outside with the dog.