moved to @mandyzoe

not surprised at all. in fact, i never was because it’s just so obvious.

derby and pinky are clearly each other’s beards + derby and bif’s whole leader, right hand man/body guard thing is INCREDIBLY homosexual on its own

bif has a gay lisp (kudos to andrew rannells for that one)

parker is so desperate for anyone to love him that at this point, it doesn’t matter what gender they are

chad was in fucking GLEE CLUB and he plays the FLUTE. gay ass bitch.

half of justin’s dialogue is him having a hard on for ted

tad and pinky (and all the preps in general) have too much repressed trauma to not be gay

i don’t even need to have an argument for bryce because his face tells you more than i ever could

and gord is canonically bisexual (king shit)

but sadly, like you say, they are all conservative (or too sheltered to ever try to branch outside of their parents’ political views).

homosexual yet homophobic: the prep tag line.

Everybody likes you

Everybody likes you

Everybody likes you