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stuff my sag friend says
"of course the fucking jolly green giant would be her only friend."

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Sagittarius : Most likely to go from being sweet to heartless in a matter of seconds.
(via sagittarius-astrology-facts)
INCONJUNCT RELATIONSHIPS.
You may have an attraction like this, and if so, it’s likely magnetic and intriguing. Adjustments are necessary, and it’s hard to explain the attraction.
ARIES WITH:
VIRGO
SCORPIO
TAURUS WITH:
LIBRA
SAGITTARIUS
GEMINI WITH:
SCORPIO
CAPRICORN
CANCER WITH:
SAGITTARIUS
AQUARIUS
LEO WITH:
CAPRICORN
PISCES
VIRGO WITH:
ARIES
AQUARIUS
LIBRA WITH:
TAURUS
PISCES
SCORPIO WITH:
ARIESÂ
GEMINI
SAGITTARIUS WITH:
TAURUS
CANCER
CAPRICORN WITH:
GEMINI
LEO
AQUARIUS WITH:
CANCER
VIRGO
PISCES WITH:Â
LEO
LIBRA
Your Zodiac Sign’s Kind Of Love:
Aries: a I’m gonna do everything I can to make you feel appreciated kind of love Taurus: a checking up on how youre day is going kind of love Gemini: a your the first person i thought about telling this kind of love Cancer: a wipe your tears it’ll be okay kind of love Leo: a I love you before we say goodbye always kind of love Virgo: a you have my back i got your back kind of love Libra: a we’re not going to sleep until we’re okay again kind of love Scorpio: i need to kiss you before you leave kind of love Sagittarius: a eyes light up when we look at each other kind of love Capricorn: a let me give you a massage to relax you kind of love Aquarius: a i thought about you and got you this kind of love Pisces: a i wanna make you laugh till your belly aches kind of love
/fantasy/
Fairies: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Libra
Vampires: Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius
Dragons: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

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The Signs as Mermaids
Aries: A vibrant and beautiful creature, Arian mermaids reside in shallow, brackish water such as lagoons, sometimes playing tricks on nearby humans or even drawing ships to their doom with siren calls. Their tails are a deep, blood red, marked with unclean, black stripes and fins that unfurl like fans at the end of their tail and its sides, as sharp and dangerous as their teeth, and they have delicate webbing between their fingers.
Taurus: These laid back beauties stick to mangroves and slow moving water. They decorate their bodies with the wonders of the sea: pearls, shells, and even the ocean life itself, allowing starfish to stick to their tails. They avoid others but will save many sailors from drowning. Their scales are as golden as the sun and their fins are strong yet tapered delicately.
Gemini: These mermaids are often found in the middle of the sea, playing with dolphins or even whales. They often tease sailors and flirt with them relentlessly. Their tails are particularly long and strong, scales so small they are indistinct though they creep up Gemini’s stomach. Their fins are awe inspiring shaped like wings at their back, trailing in a swirl behind them, radiant blue and white like the surf.
Cancer: These merfolk make their homes in coral reefs, curled up with eels and using clams as pillows. They protect the reefs from boats and fishermen, hoarding pearls and all other treasure they find. Their skin and scales are almost translucent, resembling mother of pearl, and emit a soft light similar to the moon, yet are hard like shell. Their nails and teeth are also sharp to defend themselves and their reef.
Leo: These mermaids are brazen, often approaching populated beaches, drawn by the laughter of the children they love to play with and often save from drowning. They decorate themselves with the treasures of the sea, braiding pearls and shells into their hair and wrapping beautiful plants around their waists. Their tails are like sunlight, their eyes sharp and golden, and their fins almost heart-shaped.
Virgo: These reclusive mermaids live in freshwater rivers where they hunt fish and play in the current, cleaning their rivers of trash and helping animals survive. Their skin is splattered with markings similar to the pebbled riverbed. Algae creeps up their tails, which are rough, like an alligator’s skin and which creeps up their spines as well, colored a similar dark green
Libra: More siren than merfolk, these gorgeous beings often steal sailors away, seducing them with first their elegant voices and then their eyes as bright as the sky. They don’t realize that they are harming the sailors, thinking only that they are taking them to a better place. Libran mermaids are like wisps of mist, airy and light, tails shiny and a gentle blue, fins delicate and wispy.
Scorpio: No human has ever seen a Scorpio mermaid; they remain deep beneath the sea where few have ever reached, where no light touches, reclusive and secretive. Their scales are as dark as the night but their skin is patterned with intricate swirls which emit a hazy, purple glow just as their eyes do. Their tails are as lithe as an eel and finned in a similar manner.
Sagittarius: Who knows where you will spot this mermaid? They travel all over the world, from freshwater to the deepest depths of the ocean, constantly exploring and seeking out other mermaids and people alike. Their scales are scattered across their body, the color of the sunrise, and their fins are a brilliant fan, ombré and almost ruffled as it creeps up their tail in layers.
Capricorn: Reclusive and quiet, these merfolk stay in deep water, very rarely coming to the surface. They are predators but do not attack humans as other mermaids do because they wish to be left alone. Their tail is not scaled, but rather more similar to a shark’s sleek flesh, and a deep color that wavers between purple and blue, and their fins hard and sharp. They are all lean muscle and dark eyes.
Aquarius: These merfolk often hang around heavily populated beaches and even ports. Curious about human beings and their technology, they often make friends with humans and visit them regularly. When not amongst humans they are exploring the ocean. Their tales are a deep, regal purple, their hair long and tangled, a very similar color, and they decorate their bodies with strange items they find in the water.
Pisces:
These little merfolk are mostly reclusive but very curious about humans. They live in lagoons or among the mangroves. Quiet and never imposing, they keep the animals safe and use their magic to keep the water clean. Their scales are a deep magenta that glimmers in the light, fins as long as their hair, and on their jaw rests a pair of fan-like fins that they use to scare away predators.
"Don't be mad at me, what I'm saying is the truth" Squad
LEO, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio
Signs That Won Best Actor 2016
Leo
EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO
ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD
This video is a gift.
I want what she’s having.
‘okay calm down deedee’
The Signs As: Types of Drivers
Aries: The Road Rager; In a hurry because they didn't leave the house soon enough and pressed the snooze button multiple times. Internally screams "WHY?!", curses, and occasionally flips people off, but doesn't actually drive aggressively.
Taurus: The Pop Star; Violently lipsyncs songs and plays air drum on the steering wheel.
Gemini: The Accessorizer; You love them or you hate them. Either have unnecessarily large and obnoxious campaign stickers or eyelashes on their headlights/multiple tail pipes.
Cancer: The Multi-Tasker; Optimizes their productivity in everything else besides actually driving. Make-up, emails,etc. Has probably accomplished steering with their knees.
Leo: The Speed Demon; The poor passengers are slamming their imaginary brake. It is not a speedway. Do you have a death wish?
Virgo: The Bumper Humper; The ONE PERSON at a red light that basically acts like they're attempting to drive OVER your car.
Libra: Parking Disaster; When they get in an accident it's usually because they fucked up parking. Parallel parking is their enemy.
Scorpio: Forgetful Fucker; Drives for a solid hour with their trunk open or some shit.
Sagittarius: lol that one motorcycle gang? they're all sagittarians.
Capricorn: Slow Poke; Cruises beLOW the speedlimit. Ugh.
Aquarius: No Chill Bro; THAT ONE GUY THAT HONKS THE HORN AS SOON AS THE DANG LIGHT CHANGES LIKE BRUH.
Pisces: The DJ; Thinks their music taste is so bomb that EVERYONE GETS TO HEAR IT YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DISCLAIMER: (DO NOT TEXT/CALL AND DRIVE OR SPEED) THESE STATEMENTS AND DESCRIPTIONS ARE SATIRICAL AND FICTIONAL. ROAD SAFETY IS IMPORTANT AND CAN COST SOMEONE THEIR LIFE. DRIVE RESPONSIBLY AND SAFELY.

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Rainy Day: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
Sunny Day: Leo, Virgo, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Libra
why the signs were sad
aries is shaking and holding back tears in class because they don’t feel in control. the world is out of their hands and they can’t hold on any longer just to be let down again. they reach for what they want but can’t take a hold of the reins. they know what they want but can’t get it even though they have the enthusiasm to. they write down a list of who has wronged them, and burns it in a fire.Â
taurus was breaking down sobbing in the bathroom corner because everything overflowed. they put things off and shoved it down. the pressure built up and blew up a balloon. they didn’t let air out everyone once in a whole and reached their breaking point. they let it out, wipe their sleeves. and smile.
gemini was speechless and spacey at lunch because they didn’t feel validated, as much as they want to admit that they don’t care what people think. they can’t help but feel like they’re not fulfilling an expectation, so what’s the purpose of them contributing to society? they write their goals, measures to be taken, and steps to be followed, and focus on their personal success.Â
cancer’s lips were quivering and breathing was uneven in the morning because they hate giving and receiving nothing in return. they cry over the little things, wondering why they can’t be noticed or praised. they try and help people, so they’ll never have to feel as bad about themselves as they do.
leo cried themselves to sleep because they felt betrayed. they had used their valuable time and can’t do anything about it now. how dare they get the best of them. they think positive and set a good example for others with optimism.
virgo hyperventilated and had to be excused in class because they didn’t feel good enough, up to their own standards. they want results quickly and efficiently to maximize productivity. they think to have a moment of space, but think that they’re wasting more precious time. they teach others that they don’t have to be perfect, hoping if they say it enough times that they’ll believe it.
libra weeped into their hands and covered their sobs in the locker room because of everything they can’t change. they think of all the ways that they can make people happy and do their very best. they want to change the biggest world problems but don’t know how. they realize that their happiness is just as important as everyone else’s, and that it’s not their responsibility to satisfy everyone.
scorpio had blood-shot eyes and dark circles because they cry in private. they never want to seem vulnerable or weak. they break down in solitude, and feel embarrassed for themselves. they write down one thing they like about themselves each day.Â
sagittarius seemed flaky in homeroom today because they cry quickly and briefly, yet the feeling stays with them for a long time. the physical feeling is gone, they’re numb. they realize they’d much rather participate in the ups-and-downs of life instead of just passing by.
capricorn has tear-stains on their homework because the pressure is too much. a simple assignment can feel like the weight of the world on their shoulders. they’re under too much stress. they take time to relax.
aquarius is choked up during their speech because they realize that they care about what other people think. they expect more from themselves. they pamper themselves and accept their flaws.
pisces’ eyes were blurry and they wouldn’t make eye contact with you because they feel taken advantage of. they regret what they didn’t do. they live in the past. they realize that living in the present is what matters most, they can’t go back and change things, but they can improve their life currently.
The signs as writers
Writes non-stop but doesn't share it with anyone: Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo
Writes like 5 chapters then gives up: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius
Writes like 9 books in 10 days: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius
In a constant state of writer's block: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
What your birth chart will teach you
Sun: Why do I act and express myself the way I do
Moon: Why do I react and feel the way I do
Ascendent: Why do I see and meet the world the way I do
Mercury: Why do I think and communicate the way I do
Venus: Why do I express affection the way I do
Mars: Why do I express anger and passion the way I do
Jupiter: Where do I feel most confident and where do I push my luck
Saturn: Where do I feel most anxious and where do I need to realize authority
Uranus: Where do I rebel and innovate
Neptune: Where do I lose touch with reality and how do I escape it
Pluto: Where do I feel most powerless and how do I need to let go of ego to transform
Midheaven: What do I want to achieve and who do I want to become
Descendent: What do I project on other people
Immum Coeli: How has my upbringing affected my psychological roots
dates you...
for the experience: gemini, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius
for the affection: cancer, libra, scorpio, pisces
for the gifts: aries, taurus, leo, capricorn

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In The Squad
Squad Mom: Cancer , Taurus Squad’s Backbone: Sagittarius , Leo Squad Nerds: Gemini , Aquarius Squad Babies: Pisces , Scorpio , Capricorn , Virgo Squad Defense: Aries , Libra
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Aries: A tear won’t make you lose control you know
Taurus: At least try to get out of this muck
Gemini: Let down your wall before they crumble and fall
Cancer: Layers don’t make you unreadable, only more intriguing
Leo: Use fear as a tool, not a weapon
Virgo: Perfection is unnecessary
Libra: It’s not up to you to fix all the problems
Scorpio: Your mystery is solvable
Sagittarius: Sometimes you can’t run fast enough
Capricorn: Somethings you can’t solve, and you can’t escape
Aquarius: Take off your mask, your face is beautiful
Pisces: One day you will wake up from this nightmare, and realize you were never asleep