'strology

💍💕 Aries in the 7th: Selfless and thoughtful, but constantly falling for selfish people who won’t let them be independent 💍💕 Taurus in the 7th: Serious dater, takes relationships too seriously, needs  someone laid-back to help them relax 💍💕 Gemini in the 7th: Gets bored quickly and prefers to switch partners quite often, but can be easily played in a relationship to stay in it 💍💕 Cancer in the 7th: Eternally afraid of rejection, but has high standards and usually rejects others before giving them a chance 💍💕 Leo in the 7th: Wants a friendly, smooth ‘cool’ relationship, but constantly falls for their “fans”, people who are too dramatic & obsessed with them 💍💕 Virgo in the 7th: Over analyzes their partner’s flaws and is confrontational about it, but tends to hide their own and have many hidden traits 💍💕 Libra in the 7th: Loves selfless & kind people, but pushes them away with their pushy attitude, also by hiding their romantic side 💍💕 Scorpio in the 7th: Falls for people who are naturally “problematic” unconsciously looking to deal with their own chaos too 💍💕 Sagittarius in the 7th: Wants to settle with someone intelligent who takes them away, but is always afraid someone better might be out there 💍💕 Capricorn in the 7th: Attracted to power, but struggles finding their own strength. Might be too demanding in relationships 💍💕 Aquarius in the 7th: Looks for someone who inspires them, someone who gives them a reason to live for, even if that means sacrificing the self 💍💕 Pisces in the 7th: Tries to rationalize everything in the relationship, but when it comes down to it, ends up blinded by love and ignores even the worst of signs

Fire Venus, Earth Mars: Dedicated Lover

Fire Venus, Air Mars: Talkative Lover

Fire Venus, Water Mars: Tender Lover

Earth Venus, Fire Mars: Dominant Lover

Earth Venus, Earth Mars: Practical Lover

Earth Venus, Air Mars: Ambitious Lover

Earth Venus, Water Mars: Romantic Lover

Air Venus, Earth Mars: Responsible Lover

Air Venus, Air Mars: Unique Lover

Air Venus, Fire Mars: Eccentric Lover

Air Venus, Water Mars: Sociable Lover

Water Venus, Earth Mars: Sensual Lover

Water Venus, Air Mars: Dreamy Lover

Water Venus, Fire Mars: Dramatic Lover

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries: You are the zulu spear in a telemarketers neck. Unexpected, and mercifully quick.

Taurus: You are the fistfight in the chuck-e-cheese. Far more fun than you have any right to be, honestly.

Gemini: You are the creepy mannequin at the target. Equal parts pretty and unsettling. 

Cancer: You are the blood spattered harmonica. There is a strange story behind you.

Leo: You are peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut with a hatchet. Fashioned of the same stuff, but in a more interesting way.

Virgo: You are the substitute teachers broken collar bone. Mysterious, a source of gossip perhaps?

Libra: You are the Druid at Disneyland. Having a lot of fun under your terrifying mask.

Scorpio: You are the newest drug sweeping the nation. A source of panic for good christian mothers.

Sagittarius: You are the exposed nipple at the PTA meeting. Unintentionally the most fascinating thing in the room.

Capricorn: You are distant booming laughter. Foreboding, but quite the nice time.

Aquarius: You are a hijacked forklift. A tiny, yet gleeful, force of destruction.