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引っぱらないで💢💢

Holy heck how does this only have 140-odd notes

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

don’t forget the dial up modem

@sleepnoises

that is one patient cat holy shit i love him

*slams hands on table*

no thoughts head empty

imagine trying to learn english and hear this

the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me

There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

purr-fect pitch… 

It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made