six out of ten

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

nb dysphoria is… weird

i dont wanna look like a guy or a girl i want people to see me and be like “what the fuck”

great post but please for the love of god change your username

i have one criticism about the finale: we did not get to see cory and his tribute band abdc perform, and frankly thats unforgivable c4

when lara jean was like how she is fine with love if it is in books movies or in her own head but irl she is scared of relationships and commitment lmaooo if that isn’t the biggest mood of my life

The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.

what the fuck is will simpson on like,,,, he’s the definition of chaotic bisexual