A Chaos Gay

Can I just say in retrospect that we all thought we were watching notre dame die, and their reaction was to sing it to sleep

this made me want to try this

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.

Ye Olde Vibe Check

one of my irl friends is actually into this and he almost lost a tooth and got his incisors chipped because he forgot to put on teeth protectors once also he had to sew the armor himself

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

This just kept on getting better.

If you see a member of a minority class fighting a violation of their civil rights and you decide to throw yourself, uninvited, into the disagreement on the side of the person violating their civil rights, you are officially one of life’s villains and I hope you fall off a cliff.

does that include bread

yes

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless you

ok but .exe isn’t always a virus. It’s short for executable, so a lot of programs end in exe. It’s only a virus when it tries to trick you into thinking it’s not a program

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

Enemies to lovers speed run

And there was only one bed

*gasps* there was only one bed

This campaign is so badass. I want the black “non-binary” shirt 😉

This is so cool!

Also: a non-binary campaign where not everyone is performing ‘you can’t tell what my gender is’ for the cis audience! Yes yes yes! Honestly, so many non-binary campaigns focus on the ‘looking in the middle’ as if it is a new form of non-binary passing, when in fact, non-binary people can look hella fucking femme or hella fucking masc whenever they feel like it. 

the US propaganda machine hides all evidence that other countries help us, while whining all the time about how America “saves” everyone else and gets “nothing” in return. They hide it to be the poor put-upon world hero. We’re not. We’re just assholes with a god complex

Okay but even when wet concrete is fairly dense and frogs are very light so there is no good reason for that hole to be as deep as it is. Even if it had been dropped from a great height by a bird of prey it wouldn’t have created a deep crater in the exact shape of its body. If a sadist had planted the frog there and stepped on it, the frog would’ve been flattened by virtue of being squishy or the person’s foot would’ve left a print too. The only explanations I can think of for that hole to be that deep is if someone got a little mold of a frog and pressed it in or got tools and carved the image of a frog in there.

so this. is deliberate. someone wanted a small frog shaped hole in the concrete

so it was a miracle

ITS BACK

Queen. Of. Everything.

My heart is full from reading this.