Dick: How’s my hair? Jason: Terrible. Worst thing I’ve ever seen. Dick: Sounds about right. But as long as my husband likes me that’s all that matters. Jason: I don’t think he likes you anymore either. Dick: *runs away to cry on Wally’s shoulder* Wally: *comes back a minute later holding Dick bridal style* Why would you do that? Jason: His emotional distress is entertaining.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

throwback to last musical season when we went in a circle saying our favorite musicals and when i said ‘falsettos’ my choir teacher looked horrified and said “you’re too young for that!”

Does anyone else just like randomly get really emotional listening to Falsettos songs not because of what happens or anything but just genuinely because it just reflects life on such a deep level that I just want to cry because it feels so real

I think we need to pay more attention to "Marvin holds his breath, his face is underwater, but that's not a seizure / Marvin talks of death, he imitates his slaughter, but that's not a seizure"