just call me zeph 🤙🏻

look at that little brain thinkin!!!

Yo quick shout out to titties

i want to be your best friend. the person you tell first when you have exciting news, the one you lean on when you feel lost, the one you laugh uncontrollably with about things that aren’t even that funny, the one you’re texting when you should be sleeping, the one you trust with your deepest secrets, the one you feel free to be stupid with, the one with whom you share every inch of your soul. i want to know you like i know myself.

I think THE most fun and sexy brain thing I have going on is that I pick up speech patterns just Incredibly easily, which includes such sources as Memes and Classic Lit so yknow. That’s why I sound like this

I will see a sentence and be like “oh baby put that in the Linguistic Soup”