Zen's diary

So Icee has two moods, stoic and of course crack. Don't get me wrong, he's a wonderful dog! Lucifer also did a wonderful job training him as well! Devildom animals are just a bit more, well more than their human world counterparts. Bro can go from zooting through the house to the most intimating creature from the slightest out of place sound. On Diavolo's absent father, that dog loses it if you're in danger. He will turn on Lucifer if you call for help! Good luck play fighting with your husband now!

Mammon- Aside from Mammon's murder of crows who have already claimed the complex rooftop? A hell Cockatoo loving named Grim or Grimmy (Gimme) by his previous owner. Genuinely that bird will pick a fight if shiny coins are involved, do not fuck with him. Grimmy has stolen the chain off Mammon's neck eight times and shows no remorse, will only give it back in exchange for grim or TV time. The bird only watches Jerry Springer and Judge Judy reruns no negotiation. His favorite things to screech at 4 in the morning are "fuck!" and ironically "Keep it down!!!"

Now. How did you both end up with a bird that fights for cash and enjoys watching a good fight? Well, one of the rich elderly folk in your building was planning on moving in with some family who couldn't be around Grimmy for allergy reasons. So she offers the bird to the nice young demon who helps bring heavy packages to her penthouse and asks about her day. Mammon insists he started helping to stay in the rich old lady's good graces but you know he's just a big ass tsundere... Yk... Unless you praise the great Mammon for helping the elderly... Call him a good demon, Mc. Distract Mammon while Grimmy snatches his chain for the ninth time.

Leviathan- first off both Henry 1.0 and 2.0 are perfectly fine same with Lotan... Buuuuut a few too many cute sea creature videos later... now Leviathan and you are Devildom land Isopod parents. Azuki-Tan is about 20 inches long and has a little felt flower that kinda balances on her head as she scuttles. Yk. Normal Devildom land Isopod thing. She kinda just chills??? Azuki-Tan is definitely one of those pets that only the owners know what their mood is. You hear Leviathan make the most Leviathan sound ever just to walk in on your wife on the floor with a stoic ass isopod taking photos like a mad demon because Azuki is grumpy over losing her ball.

You literally become that couple who spoils your pet like a first born child. Genuinely it has gotten to the point that y'all just refer to Azuki-Tan as your daughter, confuses demons soooooo much because when did you two have a baby???? The photo Levi uses for promotional stuff and on books is one of her and Azuki-Tan. Nobody can tell if y'all are just like this or if it's a bit. Kinda both ngl. Levi doesn't know who to be jealous of when Azuki-Tan chooses to lay with you instead of her. And yes, the isopod had the bed all to herself when you and Levi sleep in the tub. The most loved critter EVER.

Satan- Satan has a deal going on with Thirteen. It's hard to get animal souls to pass on sometimes, they're just stubborn like that, especially cats. So you both foster supernatural kitties till they're ready to move on. Satan has a better grip on his emotions and with grief now, so he doesn't obliterate the entire Devildom when a foster passes on. He is very clingy and mournful for a bit though.

Currently you have about six cats, a ghost (Boo), zombie (Mittens), three skeletons (Yowl, Growl, and Howl) and a were-cat (Fluffy). Fluffy is more of a rescue than foster though, Solomon found him slaughtering livestock in the human world and knew just who to call. They all sleep in bed with you. Despite the abundance of cats you somehow still have a mouse problem? Just went from normal mice to zombies, and ghosts, and were-mice oh my... Satan is like a saint with cats, even if they're a little spicy when you first acquire the keety, he always slowly gets them to open up. Sometimes you'll find Satan laying flat on the floor covered in cats after particularly hard days at work. Can't really blame him.

Asmodeus- Asmo ended up being offered some vampire bunnies from a friend of a friend since they liked him so much. Vampire bunnies are extremely aggressive animals and the friend of a friend was overjoyed at how docile they got around Asmo. Not that demon's problem anymore! Those things were terrifying! Valentine, Rose and Cupid are your spoiled babies <3~

Asmo rivals Leviathan with devotion to being a pet parent. The bunnies have their own bedroom AND social media account, where Asmo posts them CONSTANTLY. Outfit hauls, photo shoots, vlogs, grooming and care videos. The audience is split between Asmo's fans and demons that are just appalled by the fact that these things haven't killed either of you yet. Aside from the cutesy aspect of vampire bunny care Asmo is more than willing to take care of feeding (live feeding. Very messy live feeding) and clean up, as long as you clean their box for him <3 please<3 Asmo has so many photos of just you and the bunnies. Any chance he gets he's snapping photos of you just chilling on the floor with the babies.

Beelzebub- Ight. So. Beel found a Devildom house scarab digging through the trash at the animal sanctuary one day while making rounds. They're essentially like small dogs? Anyway, they're usually house pets but there was no tags and the vet couldn't find a chip, after looking and not being able to find an owner, Spicy Devil Cheese Steak (Cheese for short) became part of the family!

Cheese can fly but prefers the ground for some reason? He's harness trained, Beel takes him for jogs pretty frequently. Little dude loves laying on feet and shoes for some reason? Oh and digging through the trash, old habits die hand man. There is no way to keep this creature out of the garbage. Cheese CRAVES it. If someone asks for cheese and the scarab is in arms reach they are getting handed Spicy Devil Cheese Steak. Beel and you let Cheese have supervised contact with the other animals. Beel says they're all cool with each other so you don't have anything to worry about. Besides Cheese digging into another trashcan.

Belphegor- One just doesn't just acquire nocturnal shadow ferrets, unless you're Belphie! Then they just follow you home! they're a vibe at least. All the little guys do is sleep during the day and run amuck at night. After Belphie brought them home they haven't exactly tried leaving? Nocturnal shadow ferrets also feed off bad luck so it's not a bad idea to keep them around.