Zenith's Kinky Sideblog

Wait hang on... was I traumatized as a teenager? *thinks about it for a bit* Well I can't remember anything traumatic so it's probably fine.

if a girl says smth like “i’m a grown up!!” or “i’m a big girl!!” that’s basically a cry for help to be proven wrong

obviously spanking is the most effective correction method

tell your domme you love her, that you like the way she laughs, that you like when she gets excited about her interests, that you think she's the coolest person you know, and that you're so glad to have met her

somno is so important for sleepy girls

takes an upskirt of you and immediately deletes it upon realizing you’re nude instead of wearing cute panties

takes an upskirt of you and immediately deletes it upon realizing you’re nude instead of wearing cute panties

love getting a queer clothing ad and they're selling booty shorts that say "this pussy's nonbinary too" and a jockstrap that says "faggot" all over it. so like. can a penis be nonbinary or.......

a trans woman cannot embody or own her desirability. it can only be granted to her by others

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

currently waiting in the principals office

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

thTjhe y are calling my sister

shejustsighedrllyloud

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry

once you realize how much everyone fucking loves age- and incest-play you'll go even more insane when they tell you to join their campaign to run transgender woman #487324 off the internet (where she gets her income) for her incest kink or whatever

it really is Our Righteous "pouting and throwing a cute tantrum at my partner to get what i want", "daddy/mommy", "old man yaoi", and a long etc v. their villainous "calling her partner 'little sis'" to encourage sexual abuse of children or smth

straight people especially LOVE ageplay have you ever seen them interact. it is like their main thing.

"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched

Bruises are an erogenous zone

It's up to you to teach the princess the error of her ways!

can they at least clean up the gore around the palace first? i dont think this is sanitary...

It's up to you to teach the princess the error of her ways!

can they at least clean up the gore around the palace first? i dont think this is sanitary...

blowing out a candle kills it far too quickly. the flame has barely a moment of shock before its gone. i prefer to asphyxiate a candle, by covering it up. watching that little glowing eye falter, try and fail to catch it's breath - i like to think it doesn't want to die. it's too late! ive killed you anyways!

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"