Zelu'jin of Argent Dawn EU

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease?  i would b ever so grateful uwu…

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE