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POV: What would you do?
When you and your twin were born, there was prophecy indicating one of you would defeat the dark lord using the sword that was trapped behind a barrier. Growing up everyone assumed it would be your sister because she was the more outgoing and social one, while you were quiet and always reading. When you both reach 13, your sister confidently walks to the barrier only for it to not let her in. You get let in.
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Just go with me rq:
Artemis has sworn off men. MEN. But, no one ever said anything about women, her Hunters per see, so by some logic... Is there a demigod out there with like, three moms(One being godly), a bloodlust to hunt, and the urge to shoot arrows?
Yo, for no reason at all whatsoever:
Do ya'll think Odysseus would wear oversized sweaters to smack his crew? like:
Eurylochus, during Mutiny: "How much longer must we suffer now-"
Odysseus, smacks Eurylochus with sleeve: "Flippity flap, stop talking crap"
Ctimene and Ody's first convo after 20 years
C: "Glad your finally home bro!"
O: "Thanks, it's good to be home"
C: "So, btw, where's my husband?"
O: "...."
C: "....Ody where the hell is Eury?"
O: Starts backing up slowly
C: "Odysseus of Itacha where the hell is my Eurylochus?!"
vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!
and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit
It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.
I'm the priest, why did my glass of holy water just spill over my client and why did my client just hiss?
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A recently married Percy about Jason and his glasses: Wedding vows should be updated to include, "Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find something & it’s right in front of his face?"
Jason, looking for glasses even though they're on top of his head: Perce I lost my glasses again-
Percy, not even looking up from sharpening Riptide: They're on your head Jace.
Jason: Oh
Jason reaches up to this head and puts his glasses on properly, content, he's about to go back into the bedroom but does a double take
Jason: Why are you sharpening your sword at 3 Am?
So true!
Also
You can't just leave this out in the tags OP
Your right, also: Jason: Percy I am not wearing those. Percy, hold Jason's glasses with those grandma chains: Yes, yes you are
A recently married Percy about Jason and his glasses: Wedding vows should be updated to include, "Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find something & it’s right in front of his face?"
Jason, looking for glasses even though they're on top of his head: Perce I lost my glasses again-
Percy, not even looking up from sharpening Riptide: They're on your head Jace.
Jason: Oh
Jason reaches up to this head and puts his glasses on properly, content, he's about to go back into the bedroom but does a double take
Jason: Why are you sharpening your sword at 3 Am?
