y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

not to be sof but i love being held and called baby

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

If by some miracle you instantly became fluent in 3 foreign languages, what would they be? This includes various forms of sign language and Braille. I’d choose Spanish and French for media consumption and Russian because communism, lol.

Today I’ve learnt that there’s a word in italian (”solare”) to describe a person who brights the room, who is warm and good and cheerful and worries about others and I think is so cute??? I love it

Date the person who tells you to be safe when you go out, not the one who gets mad. Partnership, not ownership.

You’re fucking kidding me

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

Roast session except I tell you how much I love you

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Destroy them