PAY TO CUM

Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

i went on what was ostensibly a bi activism blog and about 12 out of their most recent 20 posts were all about how Pansexuals Bad. i swear this bi vs pan shit is just a psyop to stop people from talking about bi issues that actually, like, affect real people’s lives in a material way

utopia

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours