Low Ability Scores, But Lots Of Proficiencies

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence