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@zanderhq
imessage ⇄ open !
dakota: so i just discovered that you can play just dance online now!!!!!!!
dakota: i've been playing for literally 2 hours and i don't know what i'm doing with my life anymore
zander: i dont know if im offended or thankful that you didn't invite me to join in.
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“Wake up, I want my presents.” ( flashback for roxanne, maybe? ) OR “I am not dressing up as an elf again…” ( esme )
flashback
zander groaned softly, rolling over to bury his face in his pillow. “we have an agreement, babe. no presents til’ the sun’s out. conveniently, i don’t see the sun. it’s pitch black.” he hummed, shaking his head. slowly, his head turned to face the other, one eye peaking open. “but i guess we can open one…”
“We can’t share a scarf- what do you think you’re doing?!” (from adrien!)
zander held the scarf in his hands, features disappointed as he looked over at the other. “well, i was going to share a scarf, but someone doesn’t want to. you do realize it’ll keep the both of us warm, right?”
“That’s the cutest snow angel I’ve ever seen.”
“cute? i was trying to make the hercules of snow angels.”
“I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa…” - maev
“uh, ouch.” zander placed a hand over his heart all while shaking his head softly. “i am the best secret santa, i’ll have you know. i guess now you’ll never know since you want someone else to be your secret santa.”
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“You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer.” (from Cartia)
“well if someone on shark tank would have taken on my idea of a nose warmer, I wouldn’t have that problem, now would I?”
Send one of the following for my Muse's reaction (Winter version)
“I think I’m coming down with something.”
“Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?”
“Bah Humbug.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.”
“Well, I guess we’re right under the mistletoe!”
“I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa…”
“It’s snowing outside!”
“We need to hide the presents.”
“I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts.”
“Wake up, I want my presents.”
“I am not dressing up as an elf again…”
“Get out from under the tree!”
“That’s the cutest snow angel I’ve ever seen.”
“Do you know any carols?”
“Your hands are freezing don’t touch me!”
“Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?”
“Nice sweater…”
“You’re so warm, don’t move.”
“That snowball went right in my ear.”
“We can’t share a scarf- what do you think you’re doing?!”
“But it’s cold outside.”
“I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…”
“Stay still, I can’t reach the top of the tree!”
“You smell like cinnamon.”
“I think my teeth have frostbite.”
“I’m going to be late, the roads are icy.”
“You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer.”
“Come back here- you’re not leaving without your coat.”
“You’re leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?”
“I think I got some tinsel up my nose.”
⁓ ⁎ ❛ open starter ( roxanne leclerc )
WHEN: November 25th @ 20:31. WHERE: At one of Ellingham’s classiest bars. WHO: Roxanne Leclerc & OPEN.
Taking a sip of her martini, Roxanne looked around the room whilst sitting on her bar stool, one arm resting on top of the bar. Putting her glass down with her other hand, she tilted her head to the side and turned her body around so that she was facing the person sitting next to her. “You know, I get that it’s cold and what not, but don’t people get that you’re supposed to take your toques off when you’re inside? Like, I’m not usually one for these types of things, and I lowkey feel nauseous about the fact that it bothers me, but… What the actual fuck.”
zander’s fingers mindlessly tapped against the glass in one hand as he turned to listen to the other. he couldn't help the small chuckle that slipped past his lips with a small shake of his head. “it’s fashion, roxanne. either that or this small town is about to become a small commune of hipsters.” the male teased. “it’s not very classy though, i will give you that.”
❄ · · · ZANDER CAREY has been in Ellingham for SEVENTEEN years and they look exactly like MATT DADDARIO. Having turned TWENTY-SEVEN years old on their last birthday, they are currently a CARPENTER/ CUSTOM FURNITURE BUILDER and ARE HAPPY WITH THAT. Known as the EGALITARIAN, it’s no secret that they're FAIR & LEVEL-HEADED, but also STUBBORN & OVERCRITICAL. If you’re to meet them, please remember that they are CISMALE and use HE/HIM.
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