riding a bike downhill is like. aaah so relaxing ( 3 thousands tiny flies in your mouth and eyes)

today a client arrived at checkout and was like "hello, thank you! uh no sorry not thank you sorry I don't know" and you could see in his face he wanted to die and like i get that. but also it was so endearing aksjjsjsjs

things I never had that i know would fix my life: 1. sago; 2. head and neck massage; 3. mango sticky rice

im so tired of tom holland

came back to work after sick leave and my coworker was genuinely afraid I was gonna faint

doctor sent me "🌌☮️" on whatsapp

wish my friends would leave me the dignity of going home alone when they're both making out with randos at the club

having to choose whether to third wheel a friend making out with a guy or the friend making out with the drug dealer

me & my friends setting an alarm for 7.50 am on a sunday morning at the hostel ... we're gonna get rotten vegetables thrown at us

work treating me so well it looks like I have an abusive cat at home

being the only one having to sit down in the shadow in a group of mostly 60 years old

have you ever been 30 on a dance floor being crushed by a crowd of 16 years olds all singing beauty and a beat word for word