wish my friends would leave me the dignity of going home alone when they're both making out with randos at the club

having to choose whether to third wheel a friend making out with a guy or the friend making out with the drug dealer

me & my friends setting an alarm for 7.50 am on a sunday morning at the hostel ... we're gonna get rotten vegetables thrown at us

work treating me so well it looks like I have an abusive cat at home

being the only one having to sit down in the shadow in a group of mostly 60 years old

have you ever been 30 on a dance floor being crushed by a crowd of 16 years olds all singing beauty and a beat word for word

my face when my nephew (1.5 yo) has the same green snoopy pajamas as me ....

why are there never kids when I go to the playground with my niece lately.... today it was us and a guy doing gym exercises and his dog

me perfecting a nudey glossy gradient lip only for the tint to settle in and my lips looking shiny red anyways

wild cat that hangs around our neighbors let me pet him today 🥺

bought a woman size s tee for my 5 yo niece 👍

it's crazy that usamerican women on instagram say things like it is normal to spend 6k a year on procedures on my face. and believe it

tbh my job at its basis has got to be the easiest in the world (put things on a shelf) so I don't get why is it so difficult to do it orderly

at the playground with my niece while a couple teenagers smoke weed (?) 👍

I pet The oldest shaking poodle ever