Asian Willcard Hobo

Time to crack open one with the cold boys or whatever.

I got stuff to make a shit ton of S'mores

It doesn't matter if the gated area says private property. I'll still go in and it'll be lit.

I'll be right there, filming the break-in.

Hell yeah, bring some nachos, too.

You can't have a break-in without nachos!

Let's upload it on YouTube. I'll back flip off the roof and it'll get soooo many views.

Zack... Let's start a YouTube channel and film ourselves doing death defying stunts while eating nachos.

If we ever get sued or arrested, we'll blame it on the nachos.

It doesn't matter if the gated area says private property. I'll still go in and it'll be lit.

I'll be right there, filming the break-in.

Hell yeah, bring some nachos, too.

You can't have a break-in without nachos!

Let's upload it on YouTube. I'll back flip off the roof and it'll get soooo many views.

It doesn't matter if the gated area says private property. I'll still go in and it'll be lit.

I'll be right there, filming the break-in.

Hell yeah, bring some nachos, too.

Sometimes I think I should open up more but then I remember the world is full of fake fans.

What does a girl have to do to get some chili cheese fries around here?

Say the magic word and you shall receive

Zack go get me some damn chili cheese fries…please?

What does a girl have to do to get some chili cheese fries around here?

Say the magic word and you shall receive

Zack Taylor: original mama's boy