alex brandenburg alex zayne | the sauce god.
your resident taco bell obsessed weirdo. often noticed by his bright red hair or his always twirled mustache, what you see is what you get with him. he's loud, a little obnoxious at times, and he often says whatever's on his mind. proud dad to a ferret named chalupa and a dog named ryuk. while he doesn't take life too seriously, he's not all fun and games. if the situation calls for it, he'll do what he has to. fiercely loyal to his friends, he'll still call them out if needed. wip.
muse identifies as pansexual, but past/etc connections are welcome. dm me.

















