Killabilly Here!

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Also, here’s my account where I post headcannons and oc stuff!

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( @battered-fried-colostomy and @mariska howdy)

1. Lewis: Hewwo.

Vikke: Hihiiiiii!

Zed: Greetings, Humans.

Josey: Three kinds of people.

Mariska: I want pudding.

Lewis: Four kinds of people.

Killabilly: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Josey: Five kinds of people.

2. Lewis: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Vikke: >:O language

Zed: Yeah watch your fucking language

Mariska: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ZED THE FUCK WORD?

Josey: 'The fuck word'.

Killabilly: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Zed: Oh my god they censored it

Josey: Say fuck, Killabilly.

Zed: Do it, Killabilly. Say fuck.

3. Killabilly: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Lewis: I beg to differ

Killabilly: Then Beg

4. Killabilly: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Lewis: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Killabilly: Jokes on you, I can't do math

5. Killabilly: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Lewis, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Killabilly:

Killabilly: fsh

6. Killabilly: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Lewis: What did you do op?

Killabilly: A MISTAKE

7. Killabilly: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Lewis: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Killabilly: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

8. Killabilly: Okay, help me please!

Lewis: Got two words for you.

Killabilly: I bet they won't be helpful.

Lewis: Your problem.

Killabilly: I was right

9. Killabilly, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Lewis: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Lewis: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Killabilly, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Lewis: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Lewis: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Killabilly, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

10. Lewis: What is your biggest weakness?

Killabilly: I can be uncooperative.

Lewis: Okay, can you give me an example?

Killabilly: No.

11. Lewis: How petty can you get?

Killabilly: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

12. Lewis, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Killabilly: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

13. Killabilly : I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

14. Killabilly : 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Killabilly : Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

15. Killabilly : If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Killabilly *