Zydeconan Texalek; s[t]ing

paranoia: voltaire isn’t even the kind of guy who’d make a worse-than-hitler joke but felt wounded abt being called awkyedgy. to which i say, who is more awkyedgy than the person who enjoys him on the level of a fan? such as anyone who knows who he is well enough to lightly read him. don’t mind me v, im just jelly of ur ear mods, ur devilish good looks and ur vivacious demeanor

for starters, this lady pondering that shed like to rape someone freaks me out. otherwise she's on point which annoyed me because i hate when trade secrets get out. with that said, this is a comedy goldmine i can't get over. HE DOESNT EVEN EAT ASS. id buy one of those shirts of his if he turned in that one with it.

folks