Tu pousses le bouchon un peu trop loin Maurice!

when you reach 18, you can have wine at important celebrations such as christmas or new year

fleur probably was super annoyed at everyone giving her shitty english bread but toughed it up because she has been raised right

she also probably surprised many people by touching their arms or else randomly because french just do that when comfortable

beauxbâtons being in the pyrénées i guess skiing af ??? tan human beings everywhere except around the eyes ???

or a spell has been created to avoid these fugly tan marks ?

SUPER MEGA AWESOME CELEBRATION ON THE 14TH OF JULY WITH HUGE ASS FIREWORKS

amazing wizard cook

what is buffet for school food, wtf is wrong with u people, no you get a damn plate and you eat what’s in it

but special meals without pork or meat at all for religious and vegan people just like muggle schools do

the french minister of magic imposing muggles subjects in beauxbâtons such as maths, literature and geography because it’s important to share the same values with your own people !!!!

all skin colors represented because France has known several impressive migration waves so diversity \o/

all religions too even though, except in food, no sign of it must be seen, because church is seperated from state, magical world included

no houses like hogwarts, kids being parted in pairs by level and weaknesses and strength so they can pull each others up

‘toujours pur’ is still actually a thing though and french pure-blood are hardcore af

free education even after beauxbâtons

amongst the teachers one of them did May 68 (which is French historical date of us being socialist af and proud of it (not liberal ffs we’re socialist)) ( vpourvelociraptorvaillant )

Parisian wizards can you fucking imagine what the equivalent of Diagon Alley would look like? Motherfuckings catacombs. I bet you anything that the french wizard community built huge underground cities and the catacombs are the doors to it.

If Beauxbâtons is in the Pyrénées, could it be in Basque territory?

MAGIC PETANQUE. JUST IMAGINE MAGIC PETANQUE

I’m thinking about how french wizard recipes would look like and I’m hungry as fuck just thinking about it, it’s a damn miracle the Beauxbâtons students don’t end up fat.

Wizard equivalent of CGT. Just think about it.

Also sea and nature and mountain trips!

Instead of a Prime Minister it’s a President of Wizard Community or some shit.

.. .(son SNCF magique): “Mesdames, Messieurs, SNCF Magique est désolé de vous annoncer que suite à un mouvement social, le trafic en direction de Beauxbatons sera légèrement perturbé.”

Ou encore en cours de Botanique, deux étudiants qui commenceraient “ Là on fera une grande allée avec plein de statues qu'on appellera « La grande allée avec plein de statues !” et toute la classe suivrait !

Idris Elba: Speech on diversity in the media and film