this is one of those things that you scroll past and then scroll back up thinking “wait thats hilarious”

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

guess what number im thinking of

420

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

69

yeah it was 69

i’m in friend love with all of you

u gay

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

Whoa! Nailed it

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

we dem boys

the good thing about candles is you can burn them to smell nice and then when youre done the wax makes a delicious drink

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there