Things I learned about Tank Dempsey listening to all of his voice lines ripped from Totenreich that everyone should probably know:
All credit goes to redsovietelise for the rips and uploading them for everyone to enjoy!
Calls the bear โsyphiliticโ.
Artillery strikes make him emotional
Wants a cold beer when theyโre done with their journey. Also says when heโs done heโs getting loaded.
Tells Grey if he could survive his childhood, she could survive this. So we know Tank had a rough childhood.
Had to explain what a robot was to Takeo.
Has a lot of โyour momโ and โyour sisterโ jokes specifically about Richtofen (โThatโll suck your battery dry faster that Richtofenโs momโ and โThat was easier than Richtofenโs sisterโ)
When asked if he fishes off the other side of the boat (are you gay?) he responds that he doesnโt really like fishing unless he can use a shotgun or dynamite.
Says heโs โno slouch at chasing skirtsโ. Which basically means โIโm really good at picking up women for casual sexโ. Itโs a really old phrase used for womanizers.
He was definitely about to make a joke about โglockeโ rhyming with โcockโ but I have no idea why he stopped himself.
Assures the crew that he has anti freeze and he wonโt drink it.
Thinks building robots to fight in your place makes you chickenshit.
Is still not understanding the concept of the multiverse and how things are breaking. Seems above his level.
Thinks the real monster is the version of him in the multiverse that chose to become an accountant.
Said heโs never met a man that doesnโt go down to one kick in the balls.
Followed with a quote of it being so cold he doesnโt think his own balls will ever drop again.
Hates when his boogers freeze.
Volunteered himself to wrestle giant Dravakar.
Says his balls tingle because he forgot to wear underwear. So heโs been commando this entire time.
Used to dream about being able to fights Naziโs. I think after seeing what happened in the village heโs realized the movies and propaganda made it much more glamorized than it is.
Mentions his pops (Iโm assuming his dad) would beat his ass if he found out he went to a Nazi castle and didnโt punch one. Sounds like his dad may have fought in WW2? Or at least was a certified Nazi puncher back in the day?
Believe in another time and place, Takeo wouldโve been a really good marine.
Would really love a six pack and smokes.
His grandma used to say โWhat goes down swinging comes up singingโ. But I find it interesting he called her Grandma Tank? So Iโm not sure if he was referring to his grandma or himself.
Tells Weaver getting his soul back might fix his acne.
I think itโs really interesting he refers to the motel in Liberty Falls as โthe old placeโ (โNever though Iโd be happy to see the old place againโ). Which makes it sound like heโs spent time holed up there before. He also says he has a feeling heโll never go back home again.
Says no one gets close to him without buying him flowers first. So heโs a flowers guy. Can I tack on that Takeo mentions in Ashes he likes making floral arrangements?
Iโm not sure how this is triggered, Iโm assuming itโs just in the village. But he says it smells like his meemaws basement.
Finds it interesting Takeo can operate an SMG but doesnโt understand canned sardines.
Prefers to solve everything with noise and violence.
Says his hands are rated E for everyone!
When Richtofen brings up how Tank must be proud of the Confederacy, Tank reminds him WV was in the Union. He then tells him to read books instead of burning them.
Refers to the Warden as a walking bowl of gumbo now.
Thinks the Shadowsmiths should have normal names, like Kevin.
Mentions his stink and body odor is probably the only thing holding his clothes together.
Refers to his inner monologue as โTank Twoโ.
Still isnโt understanding why the four of them were brought to the Dark Aether, but is understanding why it was Requiem.
Says a crypt is just a basement with dead things in it.
