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cherry valley forever

oozey mess
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Kaledo Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
dirt enthusiast
Acquired Stardust
Today's Document
Cosmic Funnies
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Nobody notices when we leave. I mean, the moment when we really choose to go. At best you might feel a whisper. Or, the wave of a whisper undulating down. I was here for a moment, and then I was gone…I wish you all a long and happy life.
Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones (via wordsnquotes)
…it is getting too lonely, too cold, too empty and too dull for me.
Vincent Van Gogh, from The Complete Letters (via mirroir)
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
Good luck to everyone with exams, especially the ones who are reading this now instead of revising

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Here's a bunch of doodles for you, @thescentedcamellias. They probably mean something. I'm not drunk. I still don't have glasses, that's all.
O ye, let me just fulfill one more thing. Where's Kim..
Thank you. And also.. since I played with it.. let me just offer that you shouldn't just play around with plants/herbs cause, though it might be safe and not in any way poisonous, there are such things as allergies and side-effects and stuff and I would really appreciate if you don't hurt yourself. More importantly, don't put wild things in your mouth.. specially if it's a dog or something. Remember, do no harm to others or yourself! That's not cute. It's one thing I know for certain.
Do not eat the wild dogs, my youthful brethren! DO NOT DO THE THING.
The signs when tired
Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio
Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
A—Z Questions!
Tagged by my bro, @thescentedcamellias. Thanks, man.
A- Age: Old, but not that old. Young, but not that bold. B- Biggest fears: What, ammo for my enemies? Hahaha.
C- Current time: 9.07 D- Drink you last had: Water. E- Easiest person to talk to: Uh.. I don't think he counts. E, if he does. F- Favorite song: Nm.. that's kind of.. a very difficult question. G- Grossest memory: Well, when I was a lot younger, there's this pervy man we met on the street selling stuff. Of course we didn't know he's pervy until he starts being.. well, pervy. He's gross. H- Horror yes?: Books and films, yes. Real life, I'll pass. I- In love with: Information and details and soft peaceful moments and gentle music and dainty art, probably. J- Jealous of: I am jealous of a lot of people. I am jealous of people who are happy with what they do and have reason to live each day. Also I am jealous of multi-billionaires. K- Killed someone: Hopefully not. I pray. L- Love at first sight or should I walk by again: I wouldn't know. M- Middle name: Hn, yeah, I got one. It is a word of praise and a prayer for salvation. N- Number of siblings: I have four brothers and a sister. O- One wish: Just one? You're stingy. Good health for me and everyone. P- Person who you last called: A friend. I forgot to pick her up and it started raining and I didn't remember or saw her texts until it was 9pm and I am so so sorry. I seriously am. Q- Questions you’ve always been asked: "Are you feeling alright?", alternatively, "Are you sick?". R- Reasons to smile: Well, it's going to be Christmas soon. I like Christmas a lot and I made it past August.. isn't that wild.. S- Song you last sang: Prettiest Friend. Jason Mraz. It's so right. T- Time you woke up: I don't know. U- Underwear color: Right now? Wait. I’ll put my favorite first. V- Vacation destination: Italy? W- Worst habits: Um, I brood and worry and make myself sad a lot. X- X-rays you’ve had: Just for medical clearance. Y- Your favorite food: Potatoes. And chocolates. Z- Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
kiss on my list
for @tenbrisael‘s bday! Sorry it’s late. Have some OU accidental smoochies.
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“You know, it wouldn’t kill you to work out once in awhile.”
“Why bother?” Soul yawned, sloppily leaning his weight on her knees while she did sit ups. It was early in the morning but Shibusen’s gym was packed with meisters and weapons who were running on treadmills, sparring, or standing by the vending machine pretending to take breaks from their imaginary workouts. “You do all the heavy lifting. I train in other ways.”
Maka snorted. “Sitting on your butt eating cookie dough and watching the Food Network doesn’t count as training, Soul.”
Soul dug his chin into her knee, grin overtaking his face. “Don’t harsh my vibe, Maka. It’s a creative process.”
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Close Encounters (or the Problem with Dat Ass)
Word Count: 19969
Rating: PG-13/T
Warnings: Mildly sexual content (boners abound,) language
Summary: College life is chaotic enough for Maka Albarn without having to stomach an art model with clear self-control issues in Drawing 220. Join Maka in her quest to survive two weeks of embarrassing encounters, ridiculous roommates, and the guy with the perpetually awkward boner.
So this is my solo resbang for 2015. Fair warning, it is absolutely absurd. It is rated Pg-13/T for the frequent appearance of awkward boners and for language.
Thanks go to the salt squad for all their encouragement and putting up with my alternate whining and cackling, to @ashsocolourful and @ifeana for helping with the art details, and to the beta squad, @lucyrne, @tenbrisael, @makapedia, @ilarual, and @sandmancircus, who nearly died of second hand embarrassment to make this readable.
Thanks as well to the @resbangmods for being awesome and putting on this fantastic event, and to my artists @notanirishginger and @freaky-fan-art. They are both insanely talented, so I’m excited to see what they came up with!
Finally, a special thanks goes to @therewithasmile. The opening of this fic was inspired by an actual event in her life, so if it feels like real life college shenanigans, it’s because it actually is.
You can find the full version of this fic on AO3 here or on FFN here.
Art by @freaky-fan-art can be found here.
Art by @notanirishginger can be found here.
The playlist for this fic can be found here.
It starts off like any other morning. Maka trudges downstairs to grab her phone that lay forgotten in the living room, looking for it hastily because it isn’t where she remembers leaving it. Wrinkling her nose, she frowns at the unkempt state of the room, strewn with beer bottles and pizza boxes and video game controllers and even a bulky comforter on the couch. Then, she finally turns around to catch sight of her phone on the coffee table half under a pizza box and bends over to retrieve it.
She hears a rustle of covers as she does and a sleepily muttered, “Holy shit,” then whirls around in surprise to find the lumpy comforter had concealed an occupant, one with wild white hair and startling red eyes. He is blinking up at her blearily.
“Hi,” she says automatically, too flustered for something more coherent because she is in boy shorts and a thin tank top and the last thing she expects to find this early is a strange boy on her couch.
Clearly her roommates are overdue for another talk about house rules.
“Uh, hi,” he responds, voice rough with sleep.
“I’ll just be–going–” she adds hurriedly, before shaking her head and striding back to her room to shower and change, thanking the powers that be that she is the only girl in the apartment and has therefore been gifted the master with an attached bath.
Of course, being the only girl in the apartment also means waking up to strange men on her couch.
She idly wonders who the odd boy belongs to, Kilik or Blake, and thinks the second more likely since she’s pretty sure Kilik went home for the weekend to visit the twins and won’t be back until his Tuesday classes.
It hardly matters–Maka has class today and needs to get ready. By the time she finally is, the stranger is gone and forgotten as she heads off to bask in the wonder of Shakespeare’s comedies.
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me : * gets high on classical music *
how do you get high on classical music
Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”
Me:
I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
the real spooky things

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this is so cute