hey girls

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

you wouldn’t download a #yuta.

@yutaurl would

im not a gummy bear addict i can stop any time

i just need one more hit of a clear pineapple flavored bear man and then we can go to the store

psssssssssst hey come back @yutaurl

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

I can tell we watch a few too many cooking shows at home, because my eight year old told me "the ginger isn't really coming through in this salmon". In his defense, he was right, but at the time I didn't appreciate it.

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly