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dude your zombie just fucking bit me

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

I'm in this post and I don't like it.

seems kinda sus when you are "dead inside" and quite literally have a skeleton inside you

I just noticed, necromancers would be the BEST therapists. Dead inside? Boom. Resurrected. That will be 5 gold and a part of your beloved memories :)