Quotes By Yungtown

No Luke, don't drink your sorrows away!

I thought when we were leaving the chef was just waving goodbye! I guess in a way he was saying goodbye...

Oh snap! Oohh snaparooni!

She likes that! She likes that sexy pose from across the table.

PBG is just... How is he doing this well?

Jared! Come out of the closet, buddy.

Oh no, bro. Oh no. Bro. BroJared.

Jared's gonna go cry in the closet!

Jared, I have a few questions to ask you. Have you ever stripped down naked and accidentally sat on a candle?

Naked ProJared kisses in the pool...

Eating hot pockets does not make you feel good.

Don't mail me an eagle. Where would I put it?

Man, I'm freakin' getting old. Here come the oldtown jokes.

This dog is drunk.

"Please donate responsibly... I feel like the more that I say it the more pointless it is becoming."

Aw man, you know when you can’t breathe- *sneezes* -And you just can’t breathe?

She looks like a bee! Like a bumblebee. Cool!