Modern Vampires of the City

1: always carry sunglasses

2: do your emails while you drink coffee

3: disable text preview

4: respect all faiths

5: eat healthy by yourself

6: never wear flip-flops in public

7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.

8: take a shower

9: it's better to underdress than overdress

10: don't worry about manners too much

Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists: Um...