i need applause to live

You ever take a nap, and wake up like 6 hours later with no fucking clue what planet you’re on? Welcome to Amsterdam, I guess.

It will take a few days to adjust.

Santana: I've spent enough of my life having to deal with the aftermath of my own lack of a filter. I think I'll do a pretty decent job at helping the rich and famous getting "un-cancelled".

Santana: Maybe you're not as delusional as I originally thought. See you soon, roomie.

Quinn: 😘

Quinn: Hush you

Quinn: I love you. I honestly can't wait to see you again.

Quinn: Sometimes.

Quinn: Sometimes?

Quinn: You know I'm right, love.

Quinn: It's definitely somewhat your fault, but yes, I love you anyway.

Quinn: Me too, love.

Santana: Public relations. I kind of wanna be like Olivia Pope, but I'm not sure how long I could manage to work with politicians before punching someone in the face.

Santana: And why are you in college? Don't need a degree to be a star.

Rachel: Punching politicians in the face is something I would not recommend but it is "in" right now.

Santana: Christ, this is gonna be a trainwreck.

Santana: Chicago. From Columbia...yes, they have a campus in Chicago. Here, check out my insta.

Santana: And for fuck's sake, can we just make a group chat? We're gonna be living together for the next couple months.

Rachel: And you are studying to be what?

Quinn: I mean, for you, who doesn't know when to shut up, I'm sure it would have. But I rather enjoyed it.

Quinn: I love her, I really do, but sometimes... No, I know why, she was worried about how young we were and the distance, but we've made it work.

Quinn: I love you too, Rach. Soon.

Rachel: Hey!

Rachel: It's not my fault and you love me anyways!

Santana: I'll think about it. How long distance are you guys, out of curiosity?

Rachel: She's in California while I'm in New York.

Quinn: I mean, the best roommate I ever had never spoke a single word to me unless it was absolutely necessary.

Quinn: So did my mom, and yet, here we are how many years later?

Rachel: The air must have felt so stifled.

Rachel: Oh, Judy.

Santana: Jokes go over your head a lot, don't they?

Santana: If you say so. Thanks for letting me know, I guess. I haven't heard from the missus, so I'm guessing you're the one who does all the talking. Is she mute?

Rachel: They do that to everyone sometimes.

Quinn: You're infinitely more considerate than most of my past roommates, love.

Rachel: We don't want to be the bad roommates. So we need to be up front I think.