✒ Greek mithology and gods au
✒ 168k words of slow burn, major character death; unrequited love and violence. Happy ending, tho
✒ Puts dragons for some reason
✒ Writes while listening to Lana Del Rey and occasionally sings along
✒ Answers enthusiastically to each comment
✒ Coffee shop, friends to lovers, fluff and light angst aus
✒ But also, canon compliants
✒ Secret and evil plot twist
✒ Has 192873 ideas but publishes actually 3
✒ Writes instead of studying
✒ Author notes in which he tells you his life
✒ Hurt/Comfort angsty mafia aus
✒ Spends more time plotting than living
✒ Writes while smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol
✒ Slow, eternal burn plus eventual smut
✒ Enjoys mocking the readers' wrong theories
✒ Never left a bookmark cause he doesn't know how to do it
✒Soulmate and historical au
✒Does real researches and checks each detail throughly
✒Puts philosophic monologues even in pwp
✒Forgets to save his work
✒His nickname is Socrates94
✒Plots ff while watching outside the window
✒His comments are longer than his fics
✒Every tag related to smut, especially spanking
✒Pwp os are his reign but he's working on a long fantasy au with mermen and fairies
✒Writes on the bus, metro, everywhere in public
✒Is secretly in love with another author
✒Screams whenever he sees a new comment
✒ Has written one fic and is famous since that moment
✒ Knows the major part of the writers and has always a new fic to share
✒ Takes pwp seriously and occasionally puts a threesome in it
✒ Writes using too many exclamation points
✒Writes crackhead text fics
✒Has his own photo as profile picture
✒Probably writes while cooking
✒Bases his stories on his own life
✒Has 3 different accounts
✒Whines for the lack of comments (although he has a ton)