My Hiding Place

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Alex: who showed Kara tik tok she won't stop making them and it's fucking annoying

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

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“ Oh, they must think we are gods, Hahah silly savages”

Alex Morgan sipping tea and not giving a shit is my aesthetic