Miss. Understood

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

Nice. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

This post was everything I could have hoped for.

OK but can someone please draw a picture of santa as a combination of god, spiderman, and the spanish inquisition?

@zoecore

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

what another person did to you wasn’t your fault

“Listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here” is one of those sentences that has magic in it

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

This makes me so happy ☺️

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

I LOVE THIS OMFG

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

Reblog the shit out of this

We need more positive things like this!

Okay but I did cry

I’m gonna reblog this because it brought me immense enjoyment to look at.

I’m gonna reblog this because it brought me immense enjoyment to look at.

as someone with a very weird and very specific interest in public service announcements, i am fascinated by how utterly terrible and ineffective this ad campaign is

as someone with a very weird and very specific interest in public service announcements, i am fascinated by how utterly terrible and ineffective this ad campaign is

This just made me feel so warm.

thank you.

Important especially for victims of abuse, remember your body is yours and it heals in more ways than you realize.

^^^^^

I reblog this every time I see it because every time, I’m a little more me and a little less you.