we stan eggman

❤Stan❤

Literally where do I sign up to get a friend like Nick??

Twitch, in my notifications: aksually is live: HEE HEE

Brandon’s the bully who gets bullied while bullying

Diesel’s the I’m-done-with-everyone’s-shit and I’m-drunk-and-I-love-everyone guy

Kwite’s the one who could murder your family tonight and you have no idea

Quackity’s the one who, if he was an Avenger, would cause more damage to the world accidentally than Thanos ever could on purpose (doesn’t matter what his power is)

Aksel’s the one who will make you and himself cry from wholesomeness overload while kidnapping a child and forcing them into unpaid child labour

Anï’s like a dog, because she steals everything: your time, your food, your heart, your living soul

Henry’s the one who plays Minecraft a lot and has the 399 chair